when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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