he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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