In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
time to smoke my breakfast
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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