i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
