Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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