i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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