the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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