He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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