I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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