Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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