dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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