Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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