we should wear snuggies to the strip club
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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