I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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