Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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