i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I understand Curling. That high.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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