u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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