i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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