similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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