i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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