textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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