A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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