i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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