it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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