NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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