There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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