How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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