Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
she woke up with a sticky ear
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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