why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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