I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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