Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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