This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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