Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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