Its about making memories worth repressing
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Randomize
