belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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