I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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