I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
It's just like the Real World with babies
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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