If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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