I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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