what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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