i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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