could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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