Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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