Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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