hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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