All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
This is the high leading the old right now
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
my poor anus
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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