I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
My bed smells like the plague
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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