When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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