Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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