Sry I called you an 8
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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