How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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