You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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